The Muffin Man

Two men ran around in an apartment. “We need to leave now if we want to make it in time!” said Jade.
“Ok ok, I'm ready,” replied Hunter walking into the room.
“Where the hell is Dave!? We need to leave in 5!”
“Relax man, he'll turn up.”
“Smith just called, we can't show up without Dave!”
“Mmmmmfmm, sof goodf.” Dave sat at the kitchen table enjoying a basket of vegan muffins.
“Dave! We need to get going!”
“Nof way, muffin eating timef.” Jade took the muffins and threw them in the car. Dave ran right after them.